What's the ideal place for a dog to work?
A cemetery.
What did the kindergartener say when his teacher caught him picking his nose?
What do birds say to encourage each other?
What game do both humans and birds play in school?
What do you call a military member who loves to cook?
Where do cows go on vacation?
What job in the NFL® is most competitive for boats?
What do you call a basketball player with a drooling problem?
What do you get if you cross a serpent and a trumpet?
Why don't you see dinosaurs at Easter?
What does a caterpillar do on New Years Day?
Who does everyone's hair in space?
Which dogs are the best at getting girls?
What did the baby chick say when he saw his mother sitting on an orange?
What does the Nutcracker say to his wife every night before bed?
Why did the peach come home from work early?
What's the most popular cat in New England?
Why do baseball players have such great retirement plans?
What do you call it when a hen spots some lettuce?
What did the octopus use to write his novel?
Why did the sheriff lock up his valentine?