What's the ideal place for a dog to work?
A cemetery.
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What do you give a sick pig?
Why did the vegetable call the plumber?
Why did no one laugh at the oak tree?
How did you know the musical notes were related to each other?
What do you call a depressed strawberry?
What has 12 legs, six eyes, three tails and can't see?
What do you call a cow who loves to work out?
How do fall and winter say hello?
How is life like toilet paper?
What song does the horizon sing every morning?
What did the baby laptop call her father?
Why is everyone good at math during elections?
Where do cows go on the weekend?
Why do bagpipe players walk when they play?
Who is Pepto-Bismol's® favorite band?
How does a lion greet other animals?
What is the fiercest flower in the garden?
What's a cat's favorite type of Mexican food?
Why was the rabbit happy on Valentine's Day?