What type of fishing are dogs best at?
Fetch and release.
How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?
What do Jedis® say on Valentine's Day?
Do you have the best ceiling?
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet?
When you die, what part of the body dies last?
Where do automobiles have picnics?
What do you say to the person who invented zero?
What's a deer's favorite horror movie?
What do you get if you cross a computer and a Rottweiler?
What do you get from an Alaskan cow?
When building a house, what tool do dinos use the most?
How long will dinner be?
What did the grandpa corn say to his grandson?
Why did the sisters start stealing from stores together?
What did the duck say as he was buying chapstick?
What sport do birds of prey love to watch?
Which rock group consists of four men that don't sing?
Which drink is the most pleasant to be around?
Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda?
What did the momma pig say when her piglet had nightmares?