What type of fishing are dogs best at?
Fetch and release.
Why are cause and effect so close?
Where do lions like to go on vacation?
What is a waiter's favorite sport?
What does one dog do when they see another pup in trouble?
What happened when the peanut walked into a bar?
What nut can you never use a credit card to buy?
What car doesn't seem to go anywhere?
Why did the octopus have to stop writing his book?
What did the baby chick say when he saw his mother sitting on an orange?
What's a hiker's favorite flavor of ice cream?
Why did the mirror cross the road?
Why is Dad hugging the barbecue?
Why do diners never serve lobster?
My boss instructed me to set up the company's 401k.
What's a dentist's favorite movie?
What shape is bad at driving?
How do you motivate a watch to go to work?
Who makes clothes for dinosaurs?
What kind of pants do fish wear?
Why did the boy spit out his birthday dessert?