How did the farmer fix his torn overalls?
With a cabbage patch.
What do a grandmother and a website have in common?
What do you call the Tom Cruise movie about ice cream?
What's a cat's favorite type of Mexican food?
What do you call it when an octopus leaves the sea?
What is Jesus's favorite Beatles song?
Why was the rabbit happy on Valentine's Day?
What did the bee say to the flower?
What's the best way to give a cat a bath?
Where do cows go on vacation?
Why was there traffic on the Oregon Trail?
Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
Why did the son smash his piggy bank?
What did the baby corn say to the mom corn?
Which founding father loves to sing?
Which celebrity shines the brightest?
Why do baseball players have such great retirement plans?
What's the main rule in zebra baseball?
What do you call a pig thief?
Why do grizzly bear families always bring sunscreen to the beach?
How do you make a walnut laugh?