How did the farmer fix his torn overalls?
With a cabbage patch.
What do you call a woodpecker without a beak?
Why did the kid try to use a candy bar to write on the sidewalk?
What did the bread do on vacation?
Which band is always treated like royalty?
What did the lovesick bull say to the cow?
What is the best scent to fill your home with on Halloween?
What's a doll's favorite car?
What country has the most fish?
Why did the frog have a long face?
What do you call a rooster who wakes you up at the same time every morning?
Why do bears hibernate in the winter?
Which condiment adds the most kick?
What kind of pie does a bird love to eat?
What does a dog say before eating?
What job in the NFL® is most competitive for boats?
What do scuba divers wear to bed?
Where did the broccoli go to have a few drinks?
Why was the caboose always sneezing?
How did the little Scottish dog feel when he saw a monster?
Why does a duck have tail feathers?