Why are winter days great?
They're snow much fun!
What did the momma pig say when her piglet had nightmares?
What car picked Mickey and Minnie up for their movie premiere?
What does a turkey dress up as on Halloween?
Why are ghosts such bad liars?
Why did the person sit on the clock?
Why is it called a litter of puppies?
What happened to the glow worm who was squashed?
What happened when Humpty Dumpty was the last one to finish the race?
What do nosey peppers do?
What do you call a martial artist's facial hair?
Why does a milking stool only have two legs?
Why do bison love to spread gossip?
What is the worst thing that can happen to a geography teacher?
How do we know that Saturn was married more than once?
Why is the lion so happy with his sons?
Why are skeletons always hungry?
What do you say to the person who invented zero?
Why does a bottle of wine make the perfect Father's Day gift?
Why did the computer run out of money?
What's the difference between soccer and football?