What is a geography teacher's favorite Christmas decoration?
Snow globes.
What do you call a pencil that has two erasers?
What do construction workers do at Labor Day parties?
Why don't math teachers like conspiracy theories?
Why do trees hate going to school?
Where did the boat go when it was sick?
What do chickens serve at birthday parties?
Who is friends with everyone at school?
What did the kids do when their treats were hidden on Easter morning?
What did baby Godzilla call his mother?
Why did the music teacher need a ladder?
What game can you play while eating dinner?
What do you call an ant who lives with your great uncle?
What do skeletons say to each other for good luck?
Why are basketball players such messy eaters?
Which celebrity is loved by all horses?
What did the dentist say to the tooth when he had to leave the room?
Which parent cares the most for the environment?
What does bread say when it gets too warm?
What did the stamp say to the envelope on Valentine's Day?
What boat is great at getting a deal?