What is a geography teacher's favorite Christmas decoration?
Snow globes.
What time does everyone love to drink?
What do you get when two plants kiss?
What did the stormcloud say when he was too full to eat dessert?
What do you call soccer players on opposing teams falling in love?
Why did the elephant eat the candle?
What tree has the most bark?
Does your shoe have a hole in it?
What did the hungry Dalmatian say when he had a meal?
What do a tick and the Louvre have in common?
Why do dogs howl at the moon?
What time is it when an elephant sits on your bed?
What do you call a greedy elf?
What branch of the military accepts newborns?
What's an avocado's favorite genre of music?
Why did the gardener bury all his money?
What do you call poorly behaved winter wear?
What's a UPS® driver's favorite sport?
What do you call a bakery hardware store?
Why did the Uber driver get fired?
What candy is always getting in fights with each other?