Why did the lawn mower get kicked off the team?
He couldn't make the cut.
What game do both humans and birds play in school?
Why was Billy fired from the banana shop?
What do eye doctors do in their spare time?
How do you make a bandstand?
Why do dogs always have stomach aches?
What did the mouse want for its birthday?
Why did the window need an aspirin?
What do you say to a rabbit on its birthday?
Have you seen the sweater my grandma made me?
What do ghosts drink on Halloween?
Why doesn't sleet have any friends?
Why is your lawyer such a smart guy?
Who do superheroes go to see when they're not feeling well?
Did you hear the joke about the pop fly?
What did the tree say to its branches in autumn?
Why are skunks always so depressed?
Why did the scarecrow win an award?
What did the squirrels say to each other on Valentine's Day?
Why did the dog swallow a clock?
Where does a scientist wizard work?