Why did the lawn mower get kicked off the team?
He couldn't make the cut.
What sweet treat never panics?
Which animal is the leader of the mafia?
Why do sleep therapists love their work?
Who is the most popular pop singer in space?
What do scuba divers wear to bed?
What did the bull's wife tell him when he worked out?
Why did the little girl plant the Christmas lights?
What does the Easter Bunny call the act of leaving his eggs all over?
Why are grandkids so great?
What do you call a pig thief?
What kind of bird makes the most important rules?
What did the Australian chess player say to his waiter when he was done eating?
Why was the cat so small?
What is a spider's favorite book?
Why did the lamb cross the road?
How did the lambs know they were going to have a daughter?
Why did Dr. Frankenstein invite his monster over for dinner?
What does Father Christmas suffer from if he gets stuck in a chimney?
What is a sheep's favorite game?
What car can you only see twice a year?