How does cardboard get its workout in?
Boxing.
What game do cows play at parties?
What instruments do imaginary friends play?
How do mice celebrate when they move home?
Why didn't the dog want to play football?
What would a feline order at Taco Bell®?
What do ocean animals do when it snows?
Where do cows go on a worldly vacation?
Which insect is the smartest?
Why are elephants wiser than chickens?
Why did the man buy the discounted TV with a broken volume control?
What should moms do when their kids go back to school?
Why do nails need so much pain relief?
What bird shouldn't drink coffee?
How come you never hear anything about the 10th reindeer Olive?
Good moms let you lick the beaters.
When do mice play every day?
What's a farmer's favorite snack?
Why is a baseball game a good place to go on a hot day?
Why couldn't the sesame seed leave the casino?
Why is a frog luckier than a cat?