How does cardboard get its workout in?
Boxing.
What's a duck's favorite TV show?
Why did Spider-Man get in trouble with his mom?
How did Barack ask Michelle to be his wife?
Why are pilots always in a good mood?
Why couldn't the tiger run any faster in the race?
Why is the beach so confident?
Why don't they have Mother's Day sales?
What do cubs eat when their mom is out of town?
What is a squirrel's favorite way to watch TV?
What did March say to the madness?
Why was everyone scared of the frozen peas?
What do you call the Easter Bunny the Monday after Easter?
Why did the cat frown when she passed the hen house?
What do you call a fish wearing a tux?
Why are sailors so good at writing letters?
When do you know that the moon has had enough to eat?
What happened to the shark who swallowed a bunch of keys?
Why did the dog wander into the art gallery?
Why was the tire self-conscious?
What's a sled dog's favorite snack?