Why did the puppy siblings hang out in the trash can?
They were all from the same litter!
What did Dad say at 11:59 PM on New Years Eve?
Why do airplanes make bad spouses?
What do you call your son when he just sits around in the same chair all day?
What did the rocket say to the astronaut?
Why was the room so hot during the college graduation?
Did you hear about the country giving free bread to its citizens?
How did the coach get his quarterback?
Who is a bread-maker's favorite singer?
Why are books always so angry?
How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?
Why don't eggs tell jokes?
What's a mouse's favorite board game?
What kind of music should you listen to on St. Patrick's Day?
What is it called when a cat throws a temper tantrum?
What sport can waiters play really well?
What's the biggest moth in the world?
How do you find Will Smith in a snowstorm?
Where do people who pass gas in church sit?
What happens if you eat spicy food in Indianapolis?
Why are sandals so indecisive?