What do you call the wife of a hippie?
A Mississippi.
What happened when 500 hares got loose on Main Street?
What's a doctor's favorite Olympic® sport?
How do artists finish a project when they are stressed?
Does an apple a day really keep the doctor away?
Where do football directors go when they are fed up?
Who is a carpenter's favorite singer?
Why was the cow unable to run the race?
Which celebrity would make a great valet?
What do you get when a chicken lays an egg on top of a barn?
How are toddlers and those who attempted to build a tower to heaven similar?
How do you wake up Lady Gaga?
What breed of dogs are actually wine connoisseurs?
I broke my finger!
What do you call a cheese that's feeling low?
What do pharmacists say to their kids when they misbehave?
Why did the computer run out of money?
What vegetables make the best music?
What's Bigfoot's favorite musical part to sing?
Why does someone who runs marathons make a good student?
What do basketball players and lawyers have in common?