What do you call the wife of a hippie?
A Mississippi.
What do you call a Russian flea?
How do locomotives know where to go?
Did you hear the joke about the football game with the 0-0 score?
What's the politest month?
What do you get when you cross a cat with a lemon?
What kind of bird works at a construction site?
What do you call a blind dinosaur?
Why are ghosts always in trouble?
What is the only kind of dog you can eat?
What game do bats excel at?
How do we know that Saturn was married more than once?
What is the best day to go to the beach?
What did the baby bull grow up to be?
What animal always goes to heaven?
Why do cats always get what they want?
Who's a baby's favorite singer?
What did the salad say to its dad?
Why did Dr. Frankenstein invite his monster over for dinner?
Do dads always snore?
What's the name of Scrooge's brother with bad allergies?