What do insects make all their clothes out of?
Spider silk.
Do dads have fun on Father's Day?
What does a spy do when he gets cold?
What bird is always sad?
What was every gemologist's favorite subject in history class?
What do you call a Ford Fiesta that ran out of gas?
Why did the dinosaur cross the road?
What did the giant flower say to the tiny flower?
Did you hear about the Labor Day joke?
Where does breakfast live?
Why did the coal worker never sing the melody in the choir?
What do you call the horse that lives next door?
Why did the sheriff lock up his valentine?
What do cubs eat when their mom is out of town?
Why did the dog do so well in school?
Which celebrity is loved by all horses?
Where do polar bears vote?
What kind of chocolate do they sell at the airport?
What do birds say to encourage each other?
What's it called when the Queen gets embarrassed?
Did you know about April 1st?