What do insects make all their clothes out of?
Spider silk.
Why are cause and effect so close?
How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?
Which parent cares the most for the environment?
Why did the sheep run across the busy highway?
Why were the elephants thrown out of the swimming pool?
Who invented King Arthur's round table?
What did the farmer give his wife for Valentine's Day?
What do goats and moms have in common?
What kind of shoes do you make with banana skins?
What do you call a snowman in the summer?
Did you take the patient's temperature?
What did the man say when he accidentally bumped into the famous country singer?
Why do Olympians never overheat?
What do you call a golden retriever at the beach in July?
Why would you dance with a jar of jelly?
Did you ever hear the joke about a boomerang?
Why did the toad become a lighthouse keeper?
Who is the most forgiving celebrity?
Why do moms have to visit the optometrist twice?
What do you get when a dinosaur scores a touchdown?