What did the fisherman say when his fishing line got tangled?
Something a-piers to be wrong.
How does the sun listen to music?
What do the undead use for virtual meetings?
Where do pigs love to take naps?
How does Darth Vader like his toast?
Why do librarians never make plans?
Will invisible planes ever be popular?
What do painters do when they make a mistake?
What do you call an animal pop star?
Which rock group consists of four men that don't sing?
Why are fish terrible at giving speeches?
What do you call a pig who plays basketball?
What is an elk's favorite dessert?
Where do books love to go on vacation?
What shape has a knighthood?
What did Charles Darwin's daughter say to her sibling?
What did Santa say to inspire Rudolph to join his sleigh?
What do chickens serve at birthday parties?
Why do trees hate going to school?
What did summer say to spring?
What's a lizard's favorite cookie?