What did the fisherman say when his fishing line got tangled?
Something a-piers to be wrong.
What do eye doctors do in their spare time?
What did summer say to autumn on their first date?
What do you call a tiger running a copy machine?
What did the obituary say for the pot of boiling water?
What's the best method for making an apple turnover?
What do you call a car that's always thirsty?
Why do teachers make so many pies in September?
What candy does Peppa Pig™️ love most?
Why do optometrists love to vacation in the Caribbean?
What's the difference between people and chickens?
Why shouldn't you trust stairs?
Who does an octopus see when it's not feeling well?
Who helps the little pumpkins cross the road to school?
What do you call a Volkswagen bus at the top of a hill?
What is a horse's favorite hairdo?
What's a hiker's favorite flavor of ice cream?
What does an attorney say when getting married?
Why was the robot so sleepy after her road trip?
Why can't Cinderella™ play soccer?
What's a baby vehicle's favorite book?