What animal always goes to heaven?
An angelfish.
What did the baby corn say to the mom corn?
When is Dad's bedtime?
Why does Humpty Dumpty enjoy camping in autumn?
What's a dog's favorite type of Chex Mix™?
Why was the bunny upset?
Why did the chicken cross the basketball court?
What did the woman ask God for while driving?
Who is a dessert's favorite actor?
Which celebrity is loved by all horses?
What's the opposite of irony?
What type of dog loves to take showers?
Why did the puppy struggle in school?
What's the difference between a dog and a tree?
What did the tiger eat after having his teeth pulled?
Why are all priests fit?
What animal uses boats but never needs an oar?
When does a horse talk?
What's the best game to play on Thanksgiving?
Where does the Little Mermaid™️ dream to go on vacation?
What did the goat, cow, duck, and pig all call each other?