What animal always goes to heaven?
An angelfish.
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Why is the letter A like a spring flower?
Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off?
What do elderly dogs use to get around?
What did the typhoons name their baby girl?
How do horses stay in such great shape?
How do you massage a chicken wing?
Why did the tomato go out with the prune?
Why was the fish so smart?
What do you get if you cross some ants with some tics?
What do you call two birds in love?
What do you get if you cross a bike and a flower?
What animal floats best?
Where does mist apply for a loan?
What do you get if you cross a serpent and a trumpet?
I'm very good friends with 25 letters of the alphabet.
Families are like fudge.
Where does a pianist go on vacation?
Do you have the best ceiling?
What is a tree's favorite thing to drink?