What's a boxer's favorite drink?
Fruit punch!
Why do people always borrow from each other before Easter?
What did Santa say to inspire Rudolph to join his sleigh?
What do you call a person who is happy on Mondays?
What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup?
Why did the scarecrow win an award?
What's a cow's favorite music note?
When is it bad luck to see a black cat?
What do you get when you put a radio in a fridge?
Why did the tadpole feel lonely?
Why did the botanist go to Harvard?
What's the difference between people and chickens?
Did you hear that one of Santa's reindeer now works for Proctor & Gamble?
Why is an elephant braver than a hen?
Why do bees stay in their hives during the summer?
What did people say when the baker went crazy?
Why did the toad become a lighthouse keeper?
What do pharmacists say to their kids when they misbehave?
Why do two skunks argue?
Which band is always treated like royalty?
Why did the robot take a summer vacation?