What's an owl's favorite school subject?
Owlgebra.
Why are kitten siblings always fighting?
What type of car do pedicurists love to drive?
What is a mailman's favorite herb?
What did they call the canary that flew into the pastry dish?
What is the unluckiest type of cat?
Why are computers so good at golf?
What do cats wear to work?
What side dish did the deer bring to the BBQ?
What should someone say when their throat is a little hoarse?
What part did the grizzly have in the choir?
When does the devil get all of his shopping done?
Why shouldn't you trust atoms?
Why is it hard to ski on fresh snow?
How did Jesus's mom greet everyone on his birthday?
Why did the vegetable call the plumber?
Why shouldn't you tell secrets in a cornfield?
What awards show do hot dogs never miss?
Did you hear about the dogs that just started dating?
What is a vampire's favorite fruit?
What do you call Winnie the Pooh™ on Halloween?