What did the sailor want from his son for Father's Day?
A boat load of hugs!
Why do worms taste like chewing gum?
Why do grizzlies make good baseball players?
What is CO2's favorite pasta?
What's a rabbit's favorite restaurant?
What do you call stolen cheese?
What is a cat's favorite math problem?
What's it called when a basketball team loses in the NCAA division 1 tournament?
Why did the turkey join the band?
What does Frosty's wife put on her face at night?
Why did the tortilla chip start dancing?
Why was the dog arrested by the police?
What's the difference between a dolphin and a whale?
What do you call a knight who hates fighting?
What do you call a pile of cats?
What is the best book to read in autumn?
What instrument does a baseball player play in a band?
Where do stars go to college?
What vegetable does Michelle Obama love most?
Who is Pepto-Bismol's® favorite band?
What's a direction's favorite holiday?