What did the sailor want from his son for Father's Day?
A boat load of hugs!
What is the first day of orientation called for locomotive conductors?
Why are there no planes where Peter Pan™️ lives?
What did Han Solo say to Luke Skywalker on Thanksgiving?
Why did the soccer ball quit the team?
What did they call the canary that flew into the pastry dish?
Why do sewers make terrible runners?
What kind of bee do teachers love?
Which celebrity always had the most beautiful Christmas trees?
Why did the clock get first place in the marathon?
What should you say to a pig on February 14th?
Where do hamsters come from?
What do eye doctors do in their spare time?
What does the sun drink out of?
What's black and white and red all over?
Who is the saddest person at McDonald's®?
What sport requires no movement at all?
What did the shower say to the toilet?
What's the most common blood type for insects?
Which animal is the best at trying new things?
Why do archers make great cow optometrists?