What do you call a pig who plays basketball?
A ball hog!
What did one dandelion say to the other dandelion?
Why did the tadpole feel lonely?
Which founding father loves to sing?
What game does chlorine never lose?
Why are birds of prey such good mothers?
Why do cows always skip gym class?
Why does the orange always lose in races?
What do you call a woman who sets fire to all her bills?
What do pigs do over the summer?
Why couldn't the zombie get a promotion?
What might you call waking up in the morning?
What do you call an arctic cow?
Why did the chicken come home penniless from Vegas?
Why did the Oreo® get an A on the test?
Why was the science experiment always changing its mind?
What would a feline order at Taco Bell®?
What do you call the king of vegetables?
Do the mascara and lipstick ever argue?
What do clouds do as soon as they make money?
What is the ceremony called when two guitarists get married?