What's a pirate's favorite subject in school?
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What should you do if you're on a road trip and you see a fork in the road?
Which dance will a chicken not do?
What's a frisbee's favorite type of music?
If athletes get athlete's foot, what do astronauts get?
Why are computers so good at golf?
Why did the cell phone lose his job?
How much does freedom weigh?
Why are cause and effect so close?
Who is a cow's favorite celebrity?
Do dads have fun on Father's Day?
Why was the robot so sleepy after her road trip?
What is an herbalist's favorite brand of peanuts?
What kind of computers do horses use?
Why did the octopus have to stop writing his book?
What did they call the canary that flew into the pastry dish?
What did the squirrels say to each other on Valentine's Day?
Who is a fruit's favorite celebrity?
What do you call a handsome runner?
What kind of cake always tells the truth?
Why did the car need to take an afternoon nap?