What's a pirate's favorite subject in school?
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Why did everyone want to be near the volcano?
What time does everyone love to drink?
Why did the puppy siblings hang out in the trash can?
How do lawyers say goodbye?
What types of dogs do fortune tellers always choose?
What is it called when a cow accidentally burns itself?
Which is the worst season?
Why did the leprechaun wear a bracelet made of cereal?
Which celebrity provides legal counsel on the side?
Why did the monkeys start eating watermelon at the zoo?
How do vampires get around on Halloween?
Why did Spider-Man get in trouble with his mom?
What do goats say to make their kids laugh?
What kind of dog has the worst allergies?
Why do rodents make the best runners?
How much does Santa pay to park his sleigh?
What do actors and people who leave voicemails have in common?
Why was the spring storm in a great mood?
Why do dogs make great meteorologists?
Who is the saddest person at McDonald's®?