Why was the room so hot during the college graduation?
There were thousands of degrees packed in there.
Why did the cell phone lose his job?
What does a momma color wheel say to her daughter?
How many insurance policies do cats need?
Why are trees so good at interior design?
What do you call a clock on a road trip?
Why couldn't the McNuggets® cross the road?
What is a basketball player's favorite type of jewelry?
What does one secret agent cow say to another secret agent cow before a mission?
Where does breakfast live?
What is a bird's favorite ballet?
How can you make 7 even?
Which type of traveler is the calmest?
What do you call a turkey the day after Thanksgiving?
What do chicken families do on Saturday afternoon?
Why were the flies playing football in a saucer?
Who do puppies wait for on Christmas Eve?
Why did the witch's team lose the baseball game?
Did you know that felines don't bite?
Where do fishermen get their hair cut?
What do you call an emergency in the spring?