What happened to the glow worm who was squashed?
He was de-lighted.
Did you hear about the two people who fell in love on a camping trip?
What do soccer referees send during the holidays?
Why was the nurse afraid of camping?
Why did the chicken cross the basketball court?
What kind of bird can write?
Why did the tennis player win her trial?
Why are cat owners so good at tipping?
What happened when the peanut walked into a bar?
Why did the little boy take extra bread at communion?
What's a vegetable's favorite kind of joke?
What kind of story do trees love to tell?
How does a lion greet other animals?
Where do belly buttons go to college?
What's the most masculine animal?
Why did the puppy get in trouble with his dad?
Why don't you see dinosaurs at Easter?
What do you call twin dinosaurs?
What did the kitten say when it lost its favorite toy?
Why do owls make lousy reporters?
What animal makes the best pizza dough?