What happened to the glow worm who was squashed?
He was de-lighted.
Why do sewers make terrible runners?
Did you hear about the park ranger that lost his job?
Why did the baby chick wear makeup to school?
What's a feline's favorite class in school?
What is a cat's favorite part of baseball?
Why did the chicken go to the seance?
What kind of egg did the evil chicken lay?
What do you call a tiger running a copy machine?
Who does an octopus see when it's not feeling well?
What do you call a waterfowl that reads Herman Melville?
Why didn't the dog speak to his foot?
Which fly makes films?
Which fish go to heaven when they die?
What is the solar system's favorite candy?
How do you organize a space party?
What do you do for an injured lemon?
What do you call a fancy dance for cats?
What has ten letters and starts with G-A-S?
Why are boats so bad at asking for forgiveness?
What is a loaf of bread's favorite book?