What happened to the glow worm who was squashed?
He was de-lighted.
How do you fix a broken jack-o-lantern?
Why wouldn't the Pharaoh let the Hebrews go?
Why did the bird sell so much at the flea market?
What does a spy do when he gets cold?
Where did the school kittens go for their field trip?
Why did the football quit playing in the Big Game?
Why can't Christmas trees sew?
What do you call a Volkswagen bus at the top of a hill?
What is a duck's favorite snack?
What kind of cake always tells the truth?
Where do writing utensils go on vacation?
What might you call waking up in the morning?
How is a dull pencil like a bad joke?
What is the biggest ant in the world?
Why are English teachers so smart?
What do you get if you cross a trout with an apartment?
Why are fish so good at watching their weight?
What happens when you eat too much alphabet soup?
What do you do if you're afraid of elevators?
What did one dandelion say to the other dandelion?