Why does an elephant wear sneakers?
So that he can sneak up on mice.
What do you say when someone tells you an obvious fact about Coke®?
What is the only kind of dog you can eat?
How are toddlers and those who attempted to build a tower to heaven similar?
How do you make a cow float?
Why did the mom decide to play soccer in her spare time?
What do sheep do on sunny summer days?
Why is a banana the most popular fruit?
Why isn't Robin called Batboy?
Did you hear about the vacuum cleaner that can cut your housework in half?
Why do legumes gossip so much?
What look-and-find book do wolves love?
What did they call Dracula when he won the league?
What do you call dogs that rarely bark?
Why do superstitious people only use doorbells?
Why was it so hard for the pirate to call his mom?
Where does laundry go to college?
What is a ghost's favorite airline?
Why do cats give such great massages?
What's the most popular sport on the Fourth of July?
Why was the cat hired at the bakery?