Why does an elephant wear sneakers?
So that he can sneak up on mice.
What does the dog say when he's had a bad day?
What type of animal does well in the cold?
Why did the crocodile run his mile so fast?
What do pharmacists say to their kids when they misbehave?
Why did the foal cough?
What did one tube of glue say to the other tube of glue?
What is the number 3's favorite day to go shopping?
What's the most magical part of a turkey?
What do sprinters eat before a race?
How did the cowboy greet his wife every day after work?
What's the most talkative class period in high school?
Why did the music teacher need a ladder?
Why do dogs always have stomach aches?
Which family member has tusks?
What do you call a small mom?
What is an archer's favorite store?
Why did the baby cookie cry?
Why don't fish play basketball?
What is the best way to study the Bible?
Who is the most forgiving celebrity?