Why did the granddaughter think she lived in heaven?
Because her grandma told her she was an angel!
Why is heaven always so tidy?
How does Cupid visit his girlfriend?
Why did the sausage quit playing baseball?
Where can you always get cheap gas?
How do you send a letter to the Easter Bunny?
Why did the swine refuse to apologize?
Do dads have fun on Father's Day?
What do you call a pile of cats?
What kind of food does work on an apartment building?
What's a pumpkin's favorite game?
What do you get if you cross a frog with a rabbit?
What's an English teacher's favorite cereal?
What did the baby light bulb say to the mommy light bulb?
Why did the cow cross the road?
When do flowers get their workout in?
Knock knock. Who's there? Nobel. Nobel who?
Where do pigs sleep during the summer?
Why shouldn't you iron a four-leaf clover?
What do you call a bee with a spell on him?
Why do trees have a hard time in relationships?