Why was the ocean too hot to swim in?
It had a heat wave.
Did you hear about the two people who fell in love on a camping trip?
What did the sun use for its sewing class?
What kind of story do trees love to tell?
What do skeletons say to each other for good luck?
Why don't koalas categorize as bears?
What is the worst thing that can happen to a geography teacher?
How do you massage a chicken wing?
Why did the cat start laughing?
What awards show do hot dogs never miss?
What did the coach say to the broken vending machine?
My friend David had his ID stolen.
What kind of cake always tells the truth?
Why do mama kangaroos hate rainy days?
Did you hear about the famous pickle?
What do you call a pile of cats?
Why do baseball players always go to the park?
What do you get if cross two young dogs with a pair of headphones?
What did the baby chick say when he saw his mother sitting on an orange?
Why do farmers avoid buying skinny cows?
What's the ocean's favorite song?