Why was the ocean too hot to swim in?
It had a heat wave.
Why didn't the dog want to play football?
Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda?
Why do skunks celebrate Valentine's Day?
What's the most fashionable side at Thanksgiving?
Why do trees have a hard time in relationships?
What was Cleopatra's favorite day of the year?
Why isn't Robin called Batboy?
What did the baby chick say when he saw his mother sitting on an orange?
What does the Nutcracker say to his wife every night before bed?
What car can't keep a secret?
Where does the pepperoni go on vacation?
What kind of horse can swim underwater without coming up for air?
Why do bananas need to use sunscreen on their summer vacations?
What's a scarecrow's favorite holiday food?
Why can't you trust a pig?
What do you call a famous turtle?
Why don't fish play basketball?
Where did the boat go when it was sick?
What do you call a dog with spring allergies?
What are you studying in math?