Where do baby apes sleep?
In apricots.
What did the ocean sing at karaoke?
Where do pigs learn magic?
Why do superstitious people only use doorbells?
Why does the lower first base side smell the worst at a baseball stadium?
What's a princess's favorite fast-food restaurant?
What's a gastrologist's favorite punctuation mark?
What kind of car does Arnold Schwarzenegger drive?
Why did the student wear a dog collar to school?
Why do repairmen make great therapists?
Where does a pianist go on vacation?
What instrument did the plus sign play in band?
What do you call a wolf that uses bad words?
What song does Tarzan™ sing at Christmas?
Why did the dog lay down after playing fetch?
How does NASA organize a company party?
Why did the bird sell so much at the flea market?
Who do green peas see when they aren't feeling well?
What's the most talkative class period in high school?
What sport is full of interior designers?
Why was the air compressor dripping with sweat?