Why are pilots always in a good mood?
Because they're on cloud nine!
Why did the baby chick wear makeup to school?
Why are babies so good at basketball?
Why was the plumber predicted to win American Idol?
Where does a veterinarian's husband sleep when they're fighting?
How does a single horse RSVP to a party?
How do you know bees have allergies?
What happens if you eat spicy food in Indianapolis?
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Why couldn't the skateboard pass math class?
What do rich squirrels eat?
What is the fiercest flower in the garden?
What do married cats say to each other when they're upset?
How much did the pirate pay for corn at the farmer's market?
What did the father say when his daughter told him she'd call him later?
What food would you expect to come from pigs?
Why did the chicken win the Easter egg hunt?
Which dogs are the best at getting girls?
How much does freedom weigh?
Why did the dinosaur go to the doctor?
How expensive is swimming with sharks?