Why are pilots always in a good mood?
Because they're on cloud nine!
What is Abraham Lincoln's favorite toy?
What game do cows play at parties?
What did President Hoover say the first time he saw fireworks?
If athletes get athlete's foot, what do astronauts get?
What building always gets stains on it?
What does a cloud wear under his pants?
What did the Husky mom say to her puppies at dinner?
What did the confused bee say?
What did the pen say to the pencil?
What do weathercasters say while cleaning their kids' rooms?
What do monkeys wear when they are cooking?
What do you call an 80-year-old cheerleader?
Why did the elk have great hair?
What did the school bully have for lunch?
Why does Santa love to work in the garden?
What did the kindergartener say when his teacher caught him picking his nose?
How do you spell mousetrap in just three letters?
What did the two grasslands become when their parents got married?
Where do actors go to pray?
What do you call a cheap dog accessory?