Who was the greatest financier in the Bible?
He was floating his stock while everyone else was in liquidation
What did the pear say to the celery stick?
What fruit makes the best gymnasts?
Why was the fruit busy on Friday night?
What's a cucumber's favorite sport?
Why couldn't the leopard hide?
Where do dogs go to make new friends?
Where do automobiles have picnics?
What kind of car did the disciples drive on their road trip?
Why did the sheep run across the busy highway?
What do you call a monkey who's a whiz at technology?
Why did the lamb's mom have to lock her door at night?
Why did the frog have a long face?
Where do monkeys take their kids to play?
What's an English teacher's favorite cereal?
What kind of dog does Dracula have?
When is it bad luck to see a black cat?
What do female veggies wear to the beach?
Why was the horse so bad at dressage?
Why is a baseball game a good place to go on a hot day?
What's the most magical part of a turkey?