Who was the greatest financier in the Bible?
He was floating his stock while everyone else was in liquidation
Why was the moose able to move the bus on his own?
Where can you have a Fry-day every day?
What did Santa say to inspire Rudolph to join his sleigh?
Why did the gardener have a hard time asking for a raise?
What do actors and people who leave voicemails have in common?
Why did the puppy siblings hang out in the trash can?
What's the name of Scrooge's brother with bad allergies?
What do you get when you cross a cat with a lemon?
How do baseball players always stay cool?
Why was Santa's little helper embarrassed?
How come you never hear anything about the 10th reindeer Olive?
What's E.T. short for?
How many beers does it take to get a tropical bird drunk?
Wanna hear my favorite potassium joke?
What happens when a cow doesn't shave?
Why does an elephant wear sneakers?
Who is the fastest reindeer?
Nurse, how is that little girl doing who swallowed ten quarters last night?
What animal knows kung fu?
What is a basketball player's favorite type of jewelry?