How is a teacher's summer vacation similar to someone closing their eyes?
There aren't any pupils to see.
Why did the kid bring a ladder to school?
Where do old quarterbacks go after retirement?
What day of the week do chickens hide?
Why did the cloud date the fog?
What's it called when the Queen gets embarrassed?
What's a father's favorite flower?
Why are construction workers so good at parties?
What do you call a class about how to interact with others?
What kind of car did the disciples drive on their road trip?
What is the most popular 70s band among birds?
Why couldn't the McNuggets® cross the road?
Why did the cell phone lose his job?
What's it called when a basketball team loses in the NCAA division 1 tournament?
What's the difference between weather and climate?
Why should you take your dad to the zoo for Father's Day?
Which plant has the best roar?
Why are the Middle Ages sometimes called the Dark Ages?
What's the difference between a dog and a tree?
What do you call a woodpecker without a beak?
Why did the man bring his swim trunks to the bar?