How is a teacher's summer vacation similar to someone closing their eyes?
There aren't any pupils to see.
Why is a doctor always calm?
What kind of shoes do spies wear when they're on the clock?
Why is it hard to hire a clown?
Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off?
Which cartoon character loves the outdoors?
Why did the piano get locked out of the opera?
Why don't elephants like playing cards in the jungle?
Why is spending NYE in Times Square overrated?
What's a scarecrow's favorite holiday food?
Why did the airplane get grounded?
What happened when the teacher played basketball with his students?
What do Nestlé® chocolate chip cookies drive on?
What do you call the former partner of a stingray?
What's an ice pop's favorite Disney® movie?
How did the phone propose to his girlfriend on Valentine's Day?
What did the tomato say to the ear of corn?
What did the sneaky chick say when it came out of the egg?
Why are cats so good at finding dates?
Why did the tomato go out with the prune?
What animals make the best students?