What do you call a fly without wings?
A walk.
How do eggs end a TV show?
Why do magicians score well in exams?
What do you call an argument where two cats are too proud to concede?
How do you get kids to do something?
Why was the scrapbook so proud of its education?
How do you send a letter to the Easter Bunny?
What do you say to the tree frog who needs a lift?
Why did the cell phone lose his job?
What animal always goes to heaven?
What do cats use to take notes in meetings?
How do you compliment a cat?
What is a weatherman's favorite movie?
What do you get when you put a radio in a fridge?
We tried to teach our cows how to be actors.
Where do rabbits go out to dance?
What do you say when it's raining chickens and ducks in the spring?
How do you talk to a giant?
What does Father Christmas suffer from if he gets stuck in a chimney?
Why do diners never serve lobster?
What do you call a crate of ducks?