Why did the leprechaun climb over the rainbow?
To get to the other side!
What do you call two monkeys sharing an Amazon account?
What did the coach say to the broken vending machine?
What dinosaur had the best vocabulary?
Which fish is the best at making glass art?
Who invented fractions?
What did the rock say when someone called it a flower?
What did the farmer give his wife for Valentine's Day?
Why do magicians score well in exams?
What do you call lending money to a bison?
Why do cosmeticians never fight?
What's a magical horse's favorite vegetable?
Why did the tree go to the dentist?
What's chips and guac's favorite constellation?
What is a janitor's favorite movie?
What happened to the Dean who lost his job?
Why are math teachers such big online shoppers?
Why are hairdressers great at basketball?
Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
What do the trees say to the flowers in spring?
What did the woman say when Barbie™ picked up her kids from school?