What TV show did the cat love to watch?
Claw and Order.
Why did the dinosaur cross the road?
What do dogs always eat for their birthday dinner?
Why was the fruit thrown in prison?
What did the dentist say to the beaver?
What animal floats best?
What British bugs are the best singers?
If there are eight sheep, three dogs, and one herdsman, how many feet are there?
Why does Satan just show up at so many parties?
What did Dad say when he was asked to say grace?
Which dinosaurs make great musicians?
What's the ocean's favorite song?
Which jungle also provides free two-day shipping?
What's good for both poker and theater?
Why did the dog do so well in school?
What's an owl's favorite school subject?
What do goats and moms have in common?
Who invented the first airplane that couldn't take off?
Why did the chicken walk across the street?
On Thanksgiving, what does Dad have in common with a baseball player?
What do you call a lemon that cleans things?