What style of music weighs the most?
Heavy metal.
What type of flower grows up too fast?
What does Santa call his wife at tax time?
What did the lovesick bull say to the cow?
I'm very good friends with 25 letters of the alphabet.
Where does the president keep his razor?
Why do grizzly bear families always bring sunscreen to the beach?
What do you get when you cross a dog and a calculator?
What do you call a hairless poodle?
What is the smallest lion?
What did the bicycle call its dad?
How does a lion greet other animals?
What do Scottish toads play?
What do trees keep as a pet?
Which position did the kitten play on the baseball team?
How do you get to Tooth Island?
Why did the sisters start stealing from stores together?
How do you motivate a watch to go to work?
How did the tree get lost?
What do you call a rooster who wakes you up at the same time every morning?
How much does Santa pay to park his sleigh?