What style of music weighs the most?
Heavy metal.
What reads and lives in an apple?
Why do trees have a hard time in relationships?
I rode my horse to town on Friday. The next day I rode back on Friday. How?
How do you get rid of a killer bee?
What is a book's preferred method of communication?
What did the mother rope say to her child?
Why do rhinos charge?
What do you get when you play country music backwards?
What did the horse say when her children were misbehaving?
What do you get if you cross a bike and a flower?
What's a tuna's favorite game?
What kind of bull doesn't have horns?
What dog never pays attention in class?
What animal loves a baseball game?
What's a villain's favorite Thanksgiving tradition?
What do people need to feel like they purchased the best car?
What happens to you when you lift a lot of logs?
What do you get when you put a stringed instrument in the dryer?
What do teapots eat on their snack break?
Did you hear about the mathematician who's afraid of negative numbers?