What happened when the guy walked into the bar?
He was disqualified from the limbo contest.
Why did the sea captain go on so many dates?
What do you call a dog with spring allergies?
What do you call a clock on a road trip?
Where do oceans always buy their cars?
What's the scariest letter?
What did the momma sea otter say to her ornery children?
Which of the Lost Boys™ is the best cook?
What is the ceremony called when two guitarists get married?
Which celebrity became a great detective?
Why did the window need an aspirin?
What food is a man's best friend?
Which yearbook superlative did the dog win?
What should you do if someone parks their car on your lawn?
What spices do chickens love to put on their food?
Families are like fudge.
What pasta is always ready for a formal event?
What types of dogs do fortune tellers always choose?
How do you make a Kleenex dance?
What's a horse's favorite fruit?
What did the kids do when their treats were hidden on Easter morning?