What happened when the guy walked into the bar?
He was disqualified from the limbo contest.
What do you call a military member who loves to cook?
What dog wears contact lenses?
Why do Olympians never overheat?
Where does mist apply for a loan?
How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?
What did the worm say to the other when he was home late?
Why did the drummer keep banging her head against the drums?
What is the opposite of cock-a-doodle-doo?
Why did the leprechaun wear a bracelet made of cereal?
Where does cheese invest its money?
What's a gastrologist's favorite punctuation mark?
What did the bull's wife tell him when he worked out?
Why do math teachers love hiking?
Why are boats so bad at asking for forgiveness?
In football math, what is a quarterback worth more than?
What's a cat's favorite color?
What kind of water do fireworks like?
What kind of car do eggs drive?
Why should you wear leather when trying to stay unnoticed?
What do female veggies wear to the beach?