Why did the woman walk outside with her purse open?
She expected some change in the weather.
What's a horse's favorite fruit?
Why was the picture sent to jail?
What did the boy fish say to his girlfriend?
What do you call it when two boats become friends?
Why do grandparents smile all the time?
How did the tree feel in spring?
What's the best band to listen to in autumn?
What do you call a group of four singing sheep?
What's a pig's favorite way to get to work?
What did the angry customer say to the mechanic who couldn't figure out what was wrong with his car?
OK, that's enough fish puns.
Which fish is the best at making glass art?
What do insects learn at school?
If you had to vote which one is faster, would you choose hot or cold?
To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will find you.
What's a priest's favorite food?
What is the best dessert to bring to an octopus's birthday party?
What did the stamp say to the envelope on Valentine's Day?
Why was the caboose always sneezing?
Where do German dogs sleep?