Why did the woman walk outside with her purse open?
She expected some change in the weather.
What did one slice of pizza buy its girlfriend for Christmas?
What isn't lazy on the Fourth of July?
What did the sailor want from his son for Father's Day?
Where do sheep get their hair cut?
What sport is full of interior designers?
What's grandma's favorite fruit?
What bird helps you stay dry?
Which sea animal is the best with tools?
What's a candy bar's favorite Christmas carol?
What carbonated beverage has a future career in music?
What instrument does a bull from Paris play?
What day is your mom always right?
What does winter fat turn into?
What's a pogo stick's favorite season?
How often should you make chemistry jokes?
Why is it impossible to have a conversation with a crustacean?
What do you get when you cross a teacher and a vampire?
What awards show do hot dogs never miss?
Did you hear about the pope's wardrobe issue?
What does a queen bee do when she burps?