Which parent knows if you are running late?
Father Time.
What happened to the Dean who lost his job?
What does the trashcan say when the leftovers get thrown away?
Which family member is always relieved?
What did one pencil say to the other on the first day of school?
When do mice play every day?
What's the ideal place for a dog to work?
How can you spot a jealous shamrock?
What does the ghost say when she greets her boyfriend?
What do you call a blind dinosaur?
What would a feline order at Taco Bell®?
What did the goat, cow, duck, and pig all call each other?
What's the most talkative class period in high school?
Where do spiders play their FA Cup final?
What's a bog's favorite sweet treat?
What did the adding machine say to the cashier?
Why was the math book sad?
Why do rhinos charge?
What is a sea monster's favorite meal?
What do you say to the tree frog who needs a lift?
Why are penguins so awkward at parties?