Which parent knows if you are running late?
Father Time.
What did the icy road say to the truck?
What after-school activity do bears participate in?
What kind of sandals do frogs wear?
Which type of traveler is the calmest?
What do you call a robot that takes the long way?
Where do hikers go for a drink after a long day out in the mountains?
Why are verbs more high-strung than nouns?
Why is Dad hugging the barbecue?
Why are the chicks hatched at Easter always so creative?
What sound do you hear when a cow breaks the sound barrier?
Knock knock. Who's there? Euripides. Euripides who?
What goes zzub, zzub?
I broke my finger!
What's an eagle's favorite Lynyrd Skynyrd song?
What roads do ghosts haunt on Halloween?
Why didn't the dog speak to his foot?
Why did the lamb's mom have to lock her door at night?
What did one plate say to the other?
What do my dog and my cellphone have in common?
Why do cows go to New York?