What animal should you never play poker with?
A card shark.
How does a cucumber turn into a pickle?
What do you call an arctic cow?
Why can't anyone find Jesus's grave?
Which dogs love to study science?
What did the baker say about the bread it made on Easter?
Why couldn't the ice cream get a second date?
Where do birds go to drink?
What day do hands always go to church?
What did the mother ghost tell the baby ghost when he ate his ice cream too fast?
What does the Nutcracker say to his wife every night before bed?
What did the baby horse say when his mom asked if he was hungry?
What's the scariest letter?
Why was the tire self-conscious?
What is a golfer's favorite bird?
What do you call a fish wearing a bowtie?
Why do bears hibernate in the winter?
What is a bird's favorite ballet?
How did the coach get his quarterback?
Why was curiosity recently imprisoned?
What's the difference between a dolphin and a whale?