What animal should you never play poker with?
A card shark.
Why are bankers so good at American politics?
What did the Husky mom say to her puppies at dinner?
What's an astronaut's favorite snack?
What time of day was Adam created?
Why is it hard to talk to a shy cow?
Did you hear the joke about the football game with the 0-0 score?
What type of bean doesn't have protein?
Why do ballerinas always stay out late?
Where do football directors go when they are fed up?
Someone stole all my lamps.
What did the kid say when the instructor told him he'd missed school?
What sweet treat never panics?
What's Cinderella's favorite drink at Starbucks®?
What happened when Ben Franklin told a joke to the Liberty Bell?
Why did the senator bring cookies to the congress session?
What do cats say when their basketball shot misses the basket?
How do birds threaten one another?
Why did the professor write on the window?
Where do baby ghosts go during the day?
What isn't lazy on the Fourth of July?