What's the only snack you have to eat while lying down?
Lay's®.
Who's in charge of the school during summer vacation?
Why doesn't Dracula have any friends?
What happens if you eat spicy food in Indianapolis?
How are mountains able to see?
Why do basketball players like cookies?
Why would you dance with a jar of jelly?
When you die, what part of the body dies last?
Who is every soccer player's least favorite band?
What do sheep always carry on a hot day?
What is Jesus's favorite Beatles song?
What vegetable still uses slang from the '80s?
Why did the shepherd quit his job?
What do you call a monkey that wins a sporting event?
What does breakfast cereal say to greet each other?
Where do sports go on a Valentine's Day date?
What dinosaur would win the track gold medal at the Olympics®?
Who do vampire children take pictures with on Easter?
What ingredient does a snowman always use for baking?
Why did the cat sleep with a fan on?
Coffee has a rough time in our household.