What's the only snack you have to eat while lying down?
Lay's®.
What kind of dog has the worst allergies?
What do you call a pig thief?
Why did the baker's donuts fly off the shelf?
Where does the Little Mermaid™️ dream to go on vacation?
What do you call the dog magician?
Which letter is the sleepiest in the alphabet?
Which is the worst season?
Why did the detectives show up at the concert at the beach?
What is the best Christmas present ever?
What's 90 degrees and never incorrect?
What did the Cinderella™️ fish wear to the ball?
How do fireflies start a race?
My dad told me a joke about boxing.
Why did the patient think his doctor was lying about his diagnosis?
What kind of story do trees love to tell?
What is another name for a cow?
What did the judge say when a skunk walked into the courtroom?
What TV show did the cat love to watch?
When is Dad's bedtime?
Which accessory can you only wear in the car?