What did the computer do at lunchtime?
Had a byte!
What's a monkey's favorite flower?
What's a horse's favorite car?
What's a gastrologist's favorite punctuation mark?
What did the tomato say to the ear of corn?
What happens when a realtor commits a crime?
What did the adding machine say to the cashier?
Why do baseball players have such great retirement plans?
What's 90 degrees and never incorrect?
Why do trees have so many friends?
Why are turtles so shy?
Where do kangaroos like to eat?
Where do cows go on the weekend?
How does a polar bear build a house?
Why did the woman want to stop dating Spiderman?
What type of songs did cows like to listen to in the 1950s?
Why did the snowman look through a bag of carrots?
What kind of dog works at a bakery?
What do you call a wolf that uses bad words?
Why was the bee sad?
Why does Satan just show up at so many parties?