What do you call oxygen and carbon dioxide playing basketball together?
Airball.
How is cat food sold?
Which big cat never tells the truth?
What might you call waking up in the morning?
How do you grill cheese?
How is a teacher's summer vacation similar to someone closing their eyes?
Which animal is the leader of the mafia?
If you need help building an ark...
Why do track athletes never give up on anything?
Who helps the little pumpkins cross the road to school?
Who are the cleanest creatures in the ocean?
My dad told me a joke about boxing.
Where do sharks go on summer vacation?
What was the boat nicknamed when she had twin boys?
Why shouldn't you watch TV with a pig?
What did the tree say to its long-distance girlfriend?
How does Darth Vader like his toast?
How do baseball players always stay cool?
What did one firefly say to the other?
What kind of bow can't be tied?
What do you call it when cell phones have poor hitting averages in baseball?