What do you call oxygen and carbon dioxide playing basketball together?
Airball.
What do you call a fancy dance for cats?
Why was the math book sad?
Why do ballerinas always stay out late?
What did Santa bring the naughty soccer player?
How is life like toilet paper?
What monster likes to play April Fool's jokes?
What animal should you never play poker with?
What's the difference between a fish and a piano?
Who is a dessert's favorite actor?
Where did the school kittens go for their field trip?
What did the teacher say about the pizza student?
Did you hear about the dogs that just started dating?
How do trees get access to the internet?
What did the windmill say when it was asked what type of music was its favorite?
What's a cat's favorite song?
What do teachers do during summer break?
How do you wash a lamb?
What do librarians use as bait when they go fishing?
What does the sun drink out of?
What do you do if you're afraid of elevators?