How do fish watch TV shows?
They stream them.
Why is Michael Phelps never late?
Where would you put an injured insect?
What says: oom oom oom?
Where do oceans always buy their cars?
What do you call a cowboy who pursues a career in banking?
What's a bee's favorite novel?
What is the tallest building in the world?
What animal uses boats but never needs an oar?
What's the best way to keep milk from turning sour?
Why did the woman get mad at her husband when she asked him to pick up six cans of Sprite®?
What's a glow worm's favorite song?
What do Scottish toads play?
Which bear always goes to timeout for being condescending to other bears?
What do trees wear to the lake?
Are baby skunks cute?
What cookies are best enjoyed outside?
Where did the chemist have his lunch?
What's a gastrologist's favorite punctuation mark?
What sport is full of interior designers?
What did the chicken do when he saw a bucket of fried chicken?