Why are grandparents and grandchildren always close to each other?
They share a common enemy, always fussing at them for eating too many sweets!
What do families sing when it strikes midnight on Thanksgiving?
What type of flower grows up too fast?
Where do birds go on summer vacation?
How much did the pirate pay for corn at the farmer's market?
How did the toad die?
Why do hogs make terrible dinner guests?
Why are puppies so flexible?
Where do dads store their dad jokes?
What's the loudest sport?
What did the squirrel bring to the Thanksgiving potluck?
What washes up on miniature beaches?
What did they call Dracula when he won the league?
Why was the bowling ball anxious?
What kind of car does Arnold Schwarzenegger drive?
What is a city, a vacuum, and a saying?
What did the boat say to the oar on Valentine's Day?
What's always playing in Santa's workshop?
Why are cheerleaders so festive in December?
What instrument does a baseball player play in a band?
What do you call your son when he just sits around in the same chair all day?