Why did the chocolate chip cookie go to the doctor?
Because it was feeling crumby.
What type of music did the pilgrims listen to?
What is a table you can eat?
Why was the caboose always sneezing?
What is the only kind of dog you can eat?
How did the cowboy greet his wife every day after work?
What's faster, the heat or the cold?
I asked my dad what his favorite Father's Day gift was.
What do little fish love to play with?
If there are eight sheep, three dogs, and one herdsman, how many feet are there?
What animal has 20/20 vision?
What animal is best at avoiding a punch?
Why are scissors so forgiving?
Which hot drink loves golf?
What does winter fat turn into?
That bird won't stop squawking.
What fish only swims at night?
Why was the dog arrested by the police?
What do you call a businessman asleep in a meeting?
What do the undead use for virtual meetings?
Why did my sister bury her lightbulb?