Why did the chocolate chip cookie go to the doctor?
Because it was feeling crumby.
What happens when a dog catches a nice breeze?
What cocktail will give you a black eye?
Want to hear a joke about a balloon?
Can February March?
Why did the leprechaun climb over the rainbow?
What kind of water does an angel like?
What do pigs always order at Arby's®?
Why did the body of water think so much?
What's a villain's favorite Thanksgiving tradition?
What's Cinderella's favorite drink at Starbucks®?
How did the little Scottish dog feel when he saw a monster?
What is a weatherman's favorite movie?
What dog wears contact lenses?
What's the smelliest part of a football field?
Where do milkshakes come from?
Why couldn't the knife make any sports teams?
Why does the yogurt go to so many art museums?
What event does Spiderman love to attend?
Who is the holiest cat in all of England?
What type of songs did cows like to listen to in the 1950s?