What do you call someone who sees a robbery at an Apple Store?
The iWitness.
What do you say if you meet a toad?
What kind of chocolate do they sell at the airport?
Why did the stormcloud blow past New York on Thanksgiving?
I used to be addicted to not showering.
Why do cows always skip gym class?
Why did the vampires cancel their baseball game?
Why did the soccer ball quit the team?
What does a turkey dress up as on Halloween?
When does the devil get all of his shopping done?
What did the wolf say when it stubbed its toe?
What's the snowman's New Year's resolution?
What do you call a baby monkey?
Why did the turkey join the band?
Who has eight guns and terrorizes the ocean?
What is the wealthiest fish?
What did the fisherman say to the magician?
What do you call it when you get bubbles in your mouth while singing in the shower?
Which cartoon character loves the outdoors?
Why don't horses ever go to the doctor?
How did the cowboy greet his wife every day after work?