Where do airplanes go shopping?
The sky mall.
What do you call a kitty that likes to fight?
Why did Dr. Frankenstein invite his monster over for dinner?
What do you call a sheepdog's tail that can tell tall stories?
Why do managers bring suitcases along to away games?
I rode my horse to town on Friday. The next day I rode back on Friday. How?
What did the Parisian say after cutting his grass?
Why do you put peanut butter in the road?
Why are skeletons so calm?
What's a mummy's favorite kind of music?
What did the sickly elevator say?
What kind of restaurant do ghosts prefer?
Knock knock. Who's there? Nobel. Nobel who?
Which animal loves to have a good time?
Where was Noah born?
What's a soda's favorite show at Disneyland®?
What restaurant is on time for every meeting?
What are a schoolteacher's 3 favorite words?
What part of your eye learns the quickest?
What happens when a cow doesn't shave?
What are baby potatoes called?