Where do airplanes go shopping?
The sky mall.
What did the dad tell his son when he had a bad dream on Christmas Eve?
How do fall and winter say hello?
Why couldn't the skateboard pass math class?
Why did the goat become a lawyer?
Which dog makes the best mineral prospector?
What animal uses boats but never needs an oar?
What is the most attractive fruit?
What's the most fashionable side at Thanksgiving?
What's the best game to play on Thanksgiving?
Wanna hear my favorite potassium joke?
What do my dog and my cellphone have in common?
What's the difference between a pickpocket and an umpire?
How long will dinner be?
What did the snake name his daughter?
Why do shoemakers go to heaven?
Why does someone who runs marathons make a good student?
What is a French cat's favorite pudding?
What kind of money do fishermen make?
Why did the wildcat have such a successful email newsletter?
Which insect always signs up for marching band?