What musical instrument is the best typist?
A keyboard.
Why did Adam quit his job at the helium factory?
What do you call a cow with a twitch?
Where does breakfast live?
Where do airplanes go shopping?
Why did the woman walk outside with her purse open?
How is a teacher's summer vacation similar to someone closing their eyes?
What's a pumpkin's favorite game?
What did the dog say after his birthday party?
Where do stars go to college?
How do trees get access to the internet?
What did the lovesick bull say to the cow?
What's black and white and red all over?
Which flower is easily embarrassed?
What is Earth, Wind, and Fire doing in September?
What did the family of cattle rent to drive across the country?
What's a mummy's favorite kind of music?
How do you know if a joke is considered a dad joke?
What was the first animal in space?
What do you put your drinks on in amusement parks?
Why did the cat go to the bathroom in the trash can?