What musical instrument is the best typist?
A keyboard.
What spices do chickens love to put on their food?
What do married cats say to each other when they're upset?
Why should you always eat dessert before bed?
What do elderly dogs use to get around?
What book do people who can't sing use during church service?
What do fish use for glasses?
Why does the photon not need a suitcase?
What is the most appropriate holiday to have a baby on?
Where do chips wear socks?
Where can a therapist always find a new client?
What do you call the sound made by a new lottery winner?
What do bees chew?
Why did the bulldog have an accent?
What do a striker and a magician have in common?
Who is Texas' favorite superstar?
When is Dad's bedtime?
Why do grizzly bear families always bring sunscreen to the beach?
What kind of animal is great at fixing flat tires?
What does a dog say before eating?
Why are babies so good at basketball?