Why was the mime upset?
Someone called her a clown.
What did the pecan say to the walnut?
Where do snowmen go to dance?
What fish only swims at night?
Why do cosmeticians never fight?
Why was the dog so popular?
Why did the music teacher need a ladder?
What do you call the grandmother on your speed dial?
What should you do if someone parks their car on your lawn?
Why do realtors love to watch baseball?
How do you make a cow float?
Why do dogs make great meteorologists?
What did one car bumper say to another after the accident?
What did the dog name his new photocopy shop?
What's another term for a sleeping bag?
Coffee has a rough time in our household.
Why was the science experiment always changing its mind?
What's a bog's favorite sweet treat?
Why did the broom get a poor grade in school?
What does algae do when it's in trouble?
Why are air conditioners always out of breath when it's hot out?