Which animals make the most honest judges?
Fair-rets.
What do you call a car that's always thirsty?
What did Han Solo say to Luke Skywalker on Thanksgiving?
Why did the sheriff lock up his valentine?
Which kitchen ingredient can also sing?
It's Crowded!
What did Santa bring to the potluck?
What's Father Christmas called when he takes a rest while delivering presents?
Do you have a date for Valentine's Day?
What does an escalator say when it stops working?
What's a toad's favorite sweet?
What has 12 legs, six eyes, three tails and can't see?
Why did no one laugh at the oak tree?
What nationality is Santa Claus?
What is a blue whale's favorite James Bond™ film?
How do you make a cow float?
What did the miner bring to the Labor Day BBQ?
What loaf of bread has a bad attitude?
Why can birds afford a house in this economy?
Which of the cardinal sins is the cutest?
What's the best way to watch a fly fishing tournament?