Which animals make the most honest judges?
Fair-rets.
What do you call two monkeys sharing an Amazon account?
Why did the gardener bury all his money?
What's one thing a lawyer knows never works when it's fixed?
Why did the wind want to go on vacation?
How does Moses make his coffee so great?
What did the cheerleader bring her mom for breakfast on Mother's Day?
Where do cowboys cook their chili?
What do trees keep as a pet?
What monster likes to play April Fool's jokes?
Where do dogs go to make new friends?
What's a toad's favorite ballet?
If Dorothy missed Kansas, what did Toto miss?
What do you call a cow that can play a musical instrument?
Where does the stingray's husband hang out?
What do you call a cow with no GPS?
What did the puppy want to be when he grew up?
Who always has a date on Valentine's Day?
What did the policeman yell to the baseball that just robbed a bank?
What do eye doctors do in their spare time?
How does Darth Vader like his toast?