Why did the ice cream truck break down?
Because of the rocky road.
Why did the mountain ace its math test?
Why are stones so good at music?
Why does Satan just show up at so many parties?
Why is it hard to hire a clown?
Which computer won the talent show?
What's the name of Iron Man's thieving younger brother?
What sound does a grape make when an elephant steps on it?
What TV show is most popular at bars?
What's a pretzel's favorite dance?
Which animal loves to have a good time?
Do you know what they should call the exit interview?
Why is it hard to talk to a shy cow?
Why are skeletons always hungry?
Why is it hard to ski on fresh snow?
Why are trees so good at interior design?
What did the baby light bulb say to the mommy light bulb?
What did the baby bird say on Halloween?
What is Homer Simpson's favorite animal?
Why do honey bee children always follow instructions?
Why do trees hate going to school?