What's a balloon's least favorite type of music?
Pop.
Why did the basketball player bring his suitcase to the game?
How did Barack ask Michelle to be his wife?
What kind of dog chases anything red?
What's a decade's favorite sport?
Why is a fish easy to weigh?
What is the best type of science to study with your family?
Why did the fish blush?
Why do rocket scientists take everything so seriously?
Want to hear a joke about a balloon?
Why are boats so bad at asking for forgiveness?
What did the sun use for its sewing class?
What's the ocean's funniest animal?
What did the wolf say to the flea?
What's an ice pop's favorite Disney® movie?
What vegetable still uses slang from the '80s?
Which music festival was full of lumber?
Why do teachers make so many pies in September?
What did the family of cattle rent to drive across the country?
What did the policeman yell to the baseball that just robbed a bank?
Do you know what they should call the exit interview?