What's a balloon's least favorite type of music?
Pop.
Why are trees always so positive?
Why did the man bring his swim trunks to the bar?
What do accountants tell their children to do to fall asleep?
Why couldn't the tiger run any faster in the race?
Where do surfers go to school?
What do you call a happy Lassie?
What is a loaf of bread's favorite book?
Why didn't the elephant buy a suitcase for his summer camp?
Why was the dog so popular?
What's a sheep's preferred type of clothing?
What should you name your daughter born on Christmas?
Why did the runner quit the race against bigfoot?
What do you call a lion who has eaten your mother's sister?
What type of flower grows up too fast?
What do teapots eat on their snack break?
What do nosey peppers do?
What do you say when it's raining chickens and ducks in the spring?
What do elves learn in school?
What did the momma pig say when her piglet had nightmares?
What did the outlet say to the power cord on their date?