What bird ends up constantly getting hurt?
The owl.
What song does the horizon sing every morning?
Which drink is the most pleasant to be around?
What did the hungry Dalmatian say when he had a meal?
What do you call a pig who swims in the pool for too long during summer?
What kind of flowers should you not give on Valentine's Day?
What did the fisherman say when his fishing line got tangled?
What did one slice of pizza buy its girlfriend for Christmas?
What instrument did the plus sign play in band?
Why did the woman want to stop dating Spiderman?
Why do cubes make great referees?
What do you call an arctic cow?
What's every child's favorite geometric shape in the summer?
What did the mommy spider say to her baby?
What dog loves to take bubble baths?
What do you call a bee with a spell on him?
What did the dog say when he sat on sandpaper?
Why is laughter the best medicine?
What is a spider's favorite book?
What is the best dessert to bring to an octopus's birthday party?
How does the moon cut her hair?