What bird ends up constantly getting hurt?
The owl.
What do clouds do as soon as they make money?
What does a tree say when asked how they are doing?
What superpower do all middle children have?
Where do novels go to have a good time?
What did autumn say to summer?
Do the mascara and lipstick ever argue?
Why were the geese's children so self-conscious?
What instrument do secretaries usually play?
What is a waiter's favorite sport?
Why did the unwashed chicken cross the road twice?
Why did the computer run out of money?
What do you call a pile of cats?
What is the difference between baseball and law?
Who is a dessert's favorite actor?
What does Santa order at the bar?
How do animals blend into the desert?
What does a cat go to sleep on?
Where did the school kittens go for their field trip?
Who is God's favorite superhero?
Which celebrity is a cheese expert?