What do you call chiropractors that work for the zoo?
Animal crackers.
What is a twin's favorite fruit?
Which celebrity always had the most beautiful Christmas trees?
Why can't your hand be 12 inches long?
What should you name your daughter born on Christmas?
What animal is best at avoiding a punch?
What did the chef say when he made five great dishes in a row?
What does bread say when it gets too warm?
What is the difference between baseball and law?
What's red and smells like blue paint?
What did the teacher say about the pizza student?
Where do you take sick ponies?
What is a squirrel's favorite way to watch TV?
Why did the mom decide to play soccer in her spare time?
What's a vegetable's favorite kind of joke?
Why is grass so dangerous?
What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?
What did the robot want for Christmas?
Which toy deals with the most anxiety?
What do chickens serve at birthday parties?
Which state is the cleanest?