What do you call chiropractors that work for the zoo?
Animal crackers.
What do you say to the person who invented zero?
Why are basketball players such messy eaters?
What animal styles their hair every day?
What's a chip's favorite way to score in basketball?
How do you add one to ten to get nine?
Why is it safe to tell a mummy your secret?
Why was the fruit busy on Friday night?
What did the monkey say when the baboon stole its money?
What did the whale say to the dolphin when he pushed him?
Why do runners watch so much TV?
Why did the cat think it was a wizard?
Why did the spider eat fireflies every evening?
What do you call a monkey who spends a day at the tanning bed?
Why did the singer perform on an airplane?
Why is everyone good at math during elections?
How do you make a bear really angry?
Why was school so much easier for cavemen?
What did the woman say when Barbie™ picked up her kids from school?
Who do fish see when they aren't feeling well?
What did the school bully have for lunch?