What game do both humans and birds play in school?
Duck duck goose!
Where do toys go when they're hungry late at night?
What do reindeer say before telling you a joke?
What kind of shoes do you make with banana skins?
Why doesn't Rudolph mind getting wet?
What kind of birds make the best thieves?
Why is it hard to ski on fresh snow?
Why do lawyers always go to Japanese restaurants?
What do you get if you cross a science fiction film with a toad?
What do ducks get after they eat?
What did the tree say when his kid wanted an expensive toy?
What's it called when a basketball team loses in the NCAA division 1 tournament?
What's a pig's favorite way to get to work?
What did the Parisian say after cutting his grass?
Why do rodents make the best runners?
Why did the snowman call his dog Frost?
What did the shower say to the toilet?
What did the sickly elevator say?
What do families sing when it strikes midnight on Thanksgiving?
Why are skeletons so calm?
Who makes clothes for dinosaurs?